This totally wasn't me...until the last line.
THE BITTER BOYCOTTER
Team didn't make the playoffs. Perhaps it vaporized on the season's final day (Boston, Atlanta), or was mathematically eliminated last January (Houston, Seattle). Made loud proclamation to not watch a single minute of postseason action. This boycott lasts approximately 45 minutes.
Watching every game, still claiming to hate it. Writing angry message board comments about Tim McCarver. Remains obsessed with Jeffrey Maier.
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