Got the Time

I just realized that, not only are three of the clocks I look at most every day set to the wrong time, they're all set to different wrong times.

My bedside clock is about half an hour fast, my microwave clock (the one I use to know when to get out the door) is two minutes fast, and my car clock is about four minutes fast. It's a wonder I ever know what time it is.

Let it be known that...

...nothing available for purchase in a retail establishment in my lifetime counts as "vintage".